How can I get my cat to stop peeing somewhere
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
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So, my cat is old and sometimes had bad nights and gets confused and roams the hall yeowling.. And I wish she’d stop because my mom gets so angry and screams and hits her and like, I get that it’s annoying but she’s just an old lady.. You hitting her isn’t going to make it stop and abusing animals isn’t okay…
She’s senile but still spunky and likes attention and eats.. Just stop hitting her…
I wish she’d go to sleep already..
I’m actually really sad tonight.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
— Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
*stands to the left of chris evans and starts telling jokes, hoping*
if youre standing to the left of chris evans and hes coming up behind your…..wouldnt he pass you on your right? awkward
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
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if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
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