A “friend” of mine who basically has a negative thought about everything in the world is going nuts over how stupid she thinks the ALS challenge is and how disgusted she is over the titanic jokes about it. And sure, she’s got some points, but the challenge has raised over 30 million so far so its not terrible. But when she posts about how shes disgusted with all the bad humour (yes it is distasteful but welcome to the internet) and every asshole on the internet starts trolling her.. I just sit there and watch like

"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."

— E.b. (via blindthoughts)

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Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

(via mylifeiskish)

This is indescribably horrible




Has there ever been a more perfect human being?


Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction, via superfandomgames)


australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via superfandomgames)


me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via voldemrtsnipple)



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"Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made."

— Tyler Kent White (via lawschoolsam)

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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.


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I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

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