partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via orgasm)

fakebreast:

real

andrew, bby

(Source: cheeerry-bomb, via teenwolfable)

shouldnt:

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

BEING ALONE IS STRESSFUL

(via unescapable)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via mialmao)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via forthehelplessromantics)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via forthehelplessromantics)

get rich or die trying to graduate from college

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via forthehelplessromantics)

(Source: espeoon, via mialmao)

detectivejane:

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

image

A+

(via dothraki-daenerys)

phoenix-aflame:

mishterandershun:

confused-polarity:

s1uts:

misterdelfuego:

60°

accurate

I forgot you were using farengheieigh for a second and I was very confused and concerned

"farengheieigh"

close enough

(via dothraki-daenerys)


y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

y’all fvcked with the wrong bitch

(via dothraki-daenerys)

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

(Source: gio-bla, via dothraki-daenerys)

listentomybandalltimelow:

[JUMPS IN BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR] I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOING BUT DO YOU GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL

(via dothraki-daenerys)